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Americans, Do You Deserve To Be Called American?

I wonder what the responses would look like if I asked random people on the streets what is wrong with our current state of affairs? It concerns me that people don’t participate in politics and nationalism is branded as a … Continue reading

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[BYOTP] Bring Your Own Toilet Paper. And Half Nekkid Katy Perry.

Well, San Diego (really California all together) has hit an all time low. We can no longer afford to buy toilet paper for our state parks. Wonderful. Meanwhile, while we are so poor we can’t buy toilet paper, people are … Continue reading

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Apple + Microsoft = Fat Homeless People. Who Knew?

In an interesting turn of events, Apple and the big “M” seem to agree on something; Blu-Ray is not going to last anywhere near as long as DVD’s. The reasoning is simple: they take up space. Apple’s stance is why … Continue reading

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How To Raise a Kid: DON’T BE AN IDIOT.

Well folks, heres a prime example of two things. How to be a terrible mother, and, blatant stupidity in the justice system. An eleven year old is being charged with felony murder and what equates to child abuse. Why? Because … Continue reading

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The Recession is Over, Let’s All Go Shopping and have ORGASMS!

According to Arbiter something rather, the recession is over. Right. And I can afford a new car, new house and a nice new gold watch. Really, why even release statements like this? It’s very apparent that the response is going … Continue reading

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ScrewedNews Is Open For Business!

Well here I go into this thing called blogging. I’d like to open this blog with a general introduction. Here’s a good list of things you can expect from this blog! – News on the latest bullshit – Sarcasm and … Continue reading

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